Well, well, well… as some of you may know, Edmonton band Kriticos recently claimed to consume more Jack Daniel’s than Dead Jesus (really?!) Well, we took that as a challenge and called them out for a drink-off last Saturday. And do you know what happened? THEY CHICKENED OUT! Didn’t even show up. Come on Kriticos, are you going to let us walk away with this one? We are more than willing to reschedule, but of course you know that your poor showing at round one entitles us to bragging rights until you grow some sack and enter the ring. Don’t toy with The Ruiner!